They hit all the usual archetypes, from the childhood best friend (a dove) to the athletic jock (pigeon) to the popular kid (another pigeon), but with a lot more feathers. See, Hatoful Boyfriend keeps all the traditional trappings of dating sims, but switches up the formula by making every other character in the game a sentient bird. Save these games for when Mom and Dad are at the store. That's right - you can harness gnarly, nasty gas attacks to destroy your enemies, and even control time. That's to say nothing about the New Kid himself, who has the power of epic farts. You enter a locked lair using the password "f**k you Mom," summon Jesus to mow down your opponents with a machine gun, and watch the New Kid's parents get drunk and high while domestically abusing at each other. Worse, during a boss battle, your father's dangly bits come flying right in your face, and once again you see absolutely everything.Įlsewhere in the games, you fight a giant mutant fetus, pedophiliac Catholic priests, and eight-year-olds dressed like Hooters girls. The game censors absolutely nothing, meaning you hear every moan and scream of ecstasy from your folks. This lets you enter your parent's bedroom for a quest, except they're actively. Stick, for example, features a scene where your character, the New Kid, gets shrunk down to the size of a mouse.
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